I drew a picture of Shirley Temple.
There, I said it. I just spent ten minutes failing to come up with an opening sentence for this post.
I drew a picture of Shirley Temple and entered it into a contest.
There, even better. Using "and" as the conjunction, I've gotten my complete thought across the web to you this evening. Though, you're probably watching the Oscars what with all the prestigious announcers and long flowey dresses and Leonardo Dicaprio who just happens to not ever have won an oscar. So don't pay any attention to me. I'm not important. Eat your pizza and laugh at Ellen's jokes.
I'll just sit here, alone, with Shirley, and be sad because I can't eat your pizza.